Meet Bo and Sarah, out for an evening at the ballpark.
Here is a story…
Sarah meets Bo,
Bo likes Sarah,
Sarah likes Bo, too,
Sarah agrees to date with Bo,
Bo gets tickets to the Astros game, invites Sarah,
Major League ballplayer hits sharp line drive,
ball hooks foul,
Bo jumps out of his seat, leaving Sarah in the path of impending collision,
Sarah is drilled by foul ball,
Bo grabs the souvenir,
Bo sits back down, laughing hysterically,
Sarah is not pleased,
MLB shows replay 731 times,
(Insert shameless embedded video here)
Reporter finds Bo and Sarah,
Bo makes lame excuse about lights,
Sarah laughs it off,
Bo looks light a moron with his Jonas’ shades and cock-eyed ball-cap,
For some reason, to the astonishment of all mankind, Sarah still likes Bo.
Bo, four things:
1.) Get a haircut
2.) Lose the ridiculous hat
3.) Stop calling the female reporter, “Sir”
4.) You are a complete imbecile
Why are we only dogging the guy? Ok, so he didn’t protect his lady…but at the same time…in his defense…those lights are bright…and second…nothing prevented her from moving!! She’s a grown woman…& quite frankly from listening to the both of them…we should call them both imbeciles! But just to reiterate…I’m not defending the dodo guy for bailing…just saying…she could’ve easily moved herself! We women can’t expect a man to always be there to protect us from harm…we should be aware of our surroundings regardless of whether or not we’re in the company of our men…
Monica, your Mama taught you that women don’t need men to fend for themselves…why is the guy still holding the ball…who should get the ball for their souvenir…I say the girl should have it…not the chicken-boy, that’s for sure!
It’s shameful that he still got the souvenir after looking like the last guy you pick in gym class.
I will miss Dr. Lee. He has helped me a great deal. He has a wenuorfdl personality and fantastic skills to deal with getting ridof pain. I wish him all the best.